This is a song about how obnoxious, complicated and infuriating competitive Pokemon Battling has become. Trololol.
LYRICS: I'm at a center Tryina get better All the hit points spent on you Where did my speed go Moving like slowpoke Ever since you used your trick room
Yeah I I know it's hard to remember If it's effective or weak And then they made steel and dark types And that just changed everything You can't expect me to be fine When you just used full restore Didn't know you had flamethrower All of my grass types burnt down
I sent Omanyte You used electric types Now I'm paralyzed Still stuck in that fight I'm not having fun They don't let you run There's no end in sight
I'm at a center Tryina get better All the hit points spent on you Where did my speed go Moving like slowpoke Ever since you used your trick room
If being pokemaster did exist I would not be getting owned like this These rotation battles don't make sense One more stupid switch out I'll be sick And now my moves are disabled What happened to yesterday When you had to fight with a cable No more than 2 feet away You can't expect me to be fine You gave a mean look to me And now I can't even switch out Everything's weak against ground
This song is a parody of: Maroon 5 - Payphone (Explicit) ft. Wiz Khalifa Music video by Maroon 5 performing Payphone (Explicit) feat. Wiz Khalifa. © 2012 A&M/Octone Records New Maroon video payphone music Payphone new M5 vid Adam Levine Wiz Khalifa The Voice "Maroon 5" "Payphone Lyrics" Maroon 5 "Payphone Video" Payphone "Music Video" Wiz Khalifa
Tags: Maroon Payphone Parody Pokemon Omanyte "Pokémon (anime)" "Pokémon (Business Operation)" Battle Slowpoke Nintendo Video Games Spoof Diamond Platinum Comedy Gold Silver
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